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Friday, 17 September 2004 22:13 |
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Top 20 Replies by Programmers when their programs don't work
1. "It works on my machine."
2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"
3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"
4. "You can't use that version on your system."
5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?"
6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
7. "Somebody must have changed my code."
8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested."
9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."
10. "I can't test everything!"
11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."
12. "You must have the wrong version."
13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
14. "There is something funky in your data."
15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
16. "It must be a hardware problem."
17. "How it that possible?"
18. "It worked yesterday."
19. "It's never done that before..."
20. "That's weird...."
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